So I was at school getting my education up.
I guess it's time for me to update.
Well, I was at a Christian college for a bit ever since I transferred from Temple. Waste of my fuckin' time. I had to deal with naive, selfish, opinionated pricks (I smelled low value from 3/4s of the school). It was a really sad time for me. The school also fucked me over.
However, I learned even more from them more than anything. I started to think more outside the box along situations. For one, I learned how to deal with these narrow-minded imbeciles. Girls there were really...sheltered too. Whenever I talk to them, they assume that I wanna get in their pants. I could never have a civilized conversation with any of the people there. It was THAT sad. I made a couple of friends there that I could stick with for a lifetime, so I'm grateful for that.
Anyways, I just gamed a Bulgarian chick. Maybe a HB9 in the books. And best part is that I'm in a relationship.
Bulgarian hottie - Excuse me, may I ask one question?
Me - Is it my number? Haha, just kidding. What is it?
Bulgarian hottie - *blushes* Hehehe, what is this place?
Me - Oh, it's a temple.
Bulgarian hottie - Really? What is it for?
Me - Just some tourist attraction. Sweet stuff, eh?
Bulgarian hottie - Everybody is meditating here, though.
Me - 'Cause this is where the magic happens. By the way, it's nice to meet you.
Bulgarian hottie - Hahaha. Thank you very much. It's nice to meet you, too. How long have you been coming here?
Me - For three weeks...just for fun. I have TOO much time on my hands now.
Bulgarian hottie - Yeah, me TOO! I guess I'm just bored. I should go to sleep soon, since it's late.
Me - Haha. Since you have a nice accent, where you from?
Bulgarian hottie - Sofia, Bulgaria in Europe.
Me - Sweet! I have a friend who lives there. A really good guy, too.
Bulgarian hottie - That's cool. You are an amazing guy yourself.
Me - Thank you, thank you. Not very many people tell me that.
Bulgarian hottie - Why?
Me - Well, I'm a model and people I talked to said that I looked intimidating--especially women. Whenever I talk to them, they look really nervous.
Bulgarian hottie - They shouldn't, though. I'm (insert name here) by the way.
Me - I'm Gerry by the way, too.
Bulgarian hottie - Nice to meet you, Gerry. Oh, in Bulgaria, when you see a good looking handsome guy, you don't get nervous. You just watch with these big eyes while you can. Maybe there won't be another chance to see something like that soon.
Me - Hahaha, I wonder why it's like that here. I wish I was over there.
Bulgarian hottie - I dunno, maybe the weather. Haha, just kidding. It's the culture, traditions, and stuff that gives its limits.
Me - You guys get to have so much fun looking at good looking guys. I wish I was there. And no, I'm straight. Haha.
Bulgarian hottie - I'm sure of it. Well, be careful about the greedy type of girls...money makin' things...there. Yeah, since I'm not single, I just look.
Me - I'm not worried about that. I treat women too good to be true and I know they wouldn't try that on me.
Bulgarian hottie - You should have a fan base here. However, there are girls who would try to get with you. Good treatment is what these girls want now.
Me - Maybe. I know for a fact that I just wanna get married already and have some kids.
Bulgarian hottie - Yeah, me too. I'm 28 years old and still not married. So, why are men here in America nervous about marriage?
Me - Our divorce rate is over 50% here, and for me, that's the reason why I wanna be with a girl for her qualities; so that marriage can last for a lifetime. I aslo think that's why guys in Bulgaria are like that. It's really hard to keep up in a marriage.
Bulgarian hottie - I think the reason in Bulgaria is exactly the same. I'm a lawyer. For October, there were 309 divorces at the divorce court in Sofia. Just a small statistic. I'm also looking for a good marriage. I don't wanna be in a divorce.
Me - Yeah, weddings take A LOT of time investment and A LOT of money. I want it to be worth what I invested my time and money for, which is going to be a lifetime for me. By the way, that's a lot of divorces. What kind of lawyer are you?
Bulgarian hottie - Civil Law and Lawsuit. Mainly corporate and real estate...the easiest part of the job.
Me - I would tell a sexist joke, but I think it's wrong. Hahaha.
Bulgarian hottie - No, you should. I never get offended of jokes, unless they were really...mean...how is that word?
Me - Yeah, it's right.
Bulgarian hottie - Tell me please. I would LOVE to sleep with a smile tonight.
Me - I dunno, you're a woman.
Bulgarian hottie - Hahahahaha.
Me - You wanna know what's funnier than that? Women's rights.
She cracks up laughing for the majority of the time. We fluff and I buried her treasure and got to know her more.
Bulgarian hottie - Well, I gotta get home to head to sleep. It's pretty late for me.
Me - Alright, I'll see you around. Sleep well.
Bulgarian hottie - By the way, it was nice meeting you. Thanks a lot again.
She gives me a kiss on the cheek and tells me it's because I'm a smart man. She then gives me contact info and her card.
Me - Thanks, I'll see you. Remember to sleep tight.
I walk away smiling and blushing.
Oh yeah, some girl told me that she loves me. Another girl says the same thing... I dunno why, but I led them on pretty well.
Too bad I'm taken.
Thanks for reading!
God bless,
Gerry.